What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.