What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.