What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.