Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...