Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.