Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.