Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.