Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....