Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.