Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.