Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.