Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots