What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"