What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto