What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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A Paririst

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