What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.