What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.