What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.