What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a dehydrated French man?

Pee Air

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.