What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."