Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.