Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.