Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.