What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.