Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

S Jokes More S Jokes

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ?

Candace with love !

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.