Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.