Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

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Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!