Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.