I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Because they don't know the words.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
A Krismas goose.
He was de-lighted.
Because he was hung like this
A shampoodle !
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
Everything if you're Stevie Wonder
Swish cheese.
Vietnom nom nom nom
