What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do