What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.