What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do