What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing