How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.