How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?