How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.