You skip the punchline.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
She's the one with dirty knees.
You skip the flat ones.
Because seven "ate" nine.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
Punchline
They go off on tangents.
Unoriginal
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.