How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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What does an r/frog say?

reddit, reddit

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.