Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere