Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!