Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Pyrite Jokes More Pyrite Jokes

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere