Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere