Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
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Take their little stones and brooms away!
The pan... duh
You take away its tiny brooms.
It's PAN-demonium!
Take away their little brooms!
A pan....duh
A pan. Duh!
A pan, duh!
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
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Take away its brooms.
Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere
Pan, duh!
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Slow Children At Play
Slow children.
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
Geometry
Amlets. (I'll see myself out)
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
A Quarter Pounder.
Just add water.
He died of asphinxiation!
Trapped Under Ice.
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.
Little Caesars.
With Little Caesars
