Some people think God is real.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Let his people go!
People in wheelchairs
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Did you try turning me off and on again?"
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
