What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

What's dark, empty and going no where fast?

Your love life.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.