What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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Oinkment!

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment