Oinkment Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Sick Pig Jokes More Sick Pig Jokes

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What should you do with your sick pig?

make it into cured bacon

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"