Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis