Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p