The p is silent.
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Because her pee is silent.
The BP station.
European
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Because their entire species is extinct.
Their P is silent.
Scrambled eggs =p