Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis