Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Who is a golfers favorite singer?

birdy :P

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'