The p is silent.
Because they take things literally.
Potatoes
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
At the I pee address.
Because they can't even
Because they're extinct
P in front of it
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
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