What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

birdy :P

What can I get you Mr. President?

P

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.