Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

How good are you at Power Point?

I Excel at it.