Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar