Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Impregnate Jokes More Impregnate Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Hotel Room Jokes More Hotel Room Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

100 Mile Jokes More 100 Mile Jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.