How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

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What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.