Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown