Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.