Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.