What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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What is a baby's dream job?

Working at a winery.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.