A snow-blower that doesn't work.
Working at a winery.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
A book has papers.
A: Oil of Ole'
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
A Klondike.
Itookalook
A baby hit by a snow blower
He heard the snow-blower was coming.