Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What does snowman say to the other snowman?

What does snowman say to the other snowman? - It smells of carrots!

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.