Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did