Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower