Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Frosty Jokes More Frosty Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower