Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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Because he didn't like DC...

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A Racist!

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.