Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

Frosty Jokes More Frosty Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Snowball Jokes More Snowball Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick