How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.