How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.