How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.