How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.