When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.