When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"