When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.