What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.