What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...