What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'