Bill Withers Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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