What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

What is a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers.