What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**