What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you call a white duck?

A quacker