What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !