What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

What do you call a religious duck?

A Quacker