What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

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How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!