Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!
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Coffee Mug
To stop getting confused as feminists
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
A knife has a point
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
A SoCal Justice Warrior.
Some people are against shooting guns.
Triggerednometry
The police found it easier than arresting her.
A spear has a point!
A feminist
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The gun gets triggered.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Ovary-Z
Genders
Whale huntings legal
They explode when triggered.
Brexit has actually affected society.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
She hated objectification.
Hugh Mungus
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
Well, they're huge targets...
Because it ends with A-men
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
Trigger-nometry.
One. Men can be Feminists, too.
Because it was a mail dominated industry
Topical meme."
She doesn't
A boyfriend.
They're sensitive to everything
A gun has one trigger.
Alone
Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist
Because happy people usually leave cults.
Cancer reproduces itself.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Sometimes the homeless get change.
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Because they hunt whales.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
They both can't make any change
Because they're not PC.
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
D
Because of all the Hymns.
None, Even Feminist have standarts
Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.
Because of the triggers. I'm sorry
Cause it's an all mail business.
Babies grow up and stop crying
Lightbulb.
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
Feminists can't change anything.
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw
They don't like triggers
Well they deleted
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
You can punch information into a computer.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
Because everyone had equal rice.
A feminist.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Abra!
Split the bill.
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone.
Like a bowling ball.
The communist wants equality
The Laundry
Check your privilege, sithlord
0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.
It pains them to have standards.
Their femail
That's not funny..."
Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..
It promotes equality.
Because he'd D graded her.
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Triggernometry
None of them like pork.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Because they are always V-triggered
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
The trash gets taken out once a week.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
She'll tell you within five minutes.
Juno
They're afraid of the shots.
He couldn't fit in the elevator.
Ten-ants !
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Parker gets paid for his selfies.
Because he didn't get it.
Because they crack themselves up!
LeBronze James
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
