Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What joke?

Exactly".

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.