Because they always miss the joke
We don't miss Harambe.
Because they always miss their target!
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
Laughing gas.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
The inevitable comment from
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
Because they always miss.