Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What is a clowns fart made of?

Laughing gas.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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The inevitable comment from

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.