Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.