How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor?

He was making a funny face

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.