How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).