What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."