What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe