What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."