They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
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Hit him in the face with an axe.
hit him in the face with an Axe
Hit him in the face with an axe
Hit it in the face with an axe.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
A battle dwarf
Go axe your mother."
Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
Did they release a GTA Go
It eggs-plodes !
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
He didn't use enough force...
A pick-axe
A knife.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Logger-rhythms.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
I guess you aren't up to par"
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
He followed the shampoo instructions.
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around