Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.