Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.