Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.