What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

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How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.