What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.