Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Terrorism Jokes More Terrorism Jokes

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline