How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Previous Random Joke Next
Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Flat One Jokes More Flat One Jokes

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.