How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.