What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!