What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!