What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!