What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW