What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

White Kid Jokes More White Kid Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

Black Student Jokes More Black Student Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce