Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder