Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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How do you think the unthinkable ?

With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!