Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee?

Mike Tyson's inmate number.

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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale