What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

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How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.