What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.