What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.