What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Krill Jokes More Krill Jokes

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

Net Fish Jokes More Net Fish Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill