What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Krill Jokes More Krill Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Net Fish Jokes More Net Fish Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill