Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.