Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!